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 My TV and if you break it

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PostSubject: My TV and if you break it   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:54 am

This is more of a "What If" situation.

At college , I live in an apartment with three other guys. This means that we often host "gatherings" where lots of people attend. I own the 32" HDTV thats in the living room. I know its not the biggest or the best, but it still cost me $600 which isn't cheap for a college guy. Since the TV is in the living room and people would be in the house, if you're ever the douchebag that smashes through my TV, you will get a massive knee to the face, one that you could never recover from. You probably would no longer even have a face. You would have nightmares every night you went to bed. Your own mother would disown you because you would be so ugly. You would probably lose your job because co-workers and customers would both vomit at first sight of you.

This all is theoretical because you would die the instant my knee made contact with your fragile little face.

Don't be that guy, thats all I'm saying.
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PostSubject: Re: My TV and if you break it   Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:05 am

That reminds me why I'll never come over to your place to watch TV. You better hope that no one ever plays the Wii around it. Wink
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